I heard we made out
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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