I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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