dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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