I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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