he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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