i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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