Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
