She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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