I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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