her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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