If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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