i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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