It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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