This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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