Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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