we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.