His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm just so full of love and alcohol