no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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