Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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