Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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