We're like a lot better than the average bears
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
