After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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