I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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