I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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