Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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