similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
