Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
