Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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