I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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