I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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