Sponge bath it is.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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