my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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