well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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