The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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