Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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