Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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