We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have post one night stand depression
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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