Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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