So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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