Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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