Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
