can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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