It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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