Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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