I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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