Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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