My pussy is not your playground.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She's the barista slut.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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