Your face is a jimmy john
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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