So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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