I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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