If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
