Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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