perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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