I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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