Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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